Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize