foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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