there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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