It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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