PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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