Already got asked if we're dating
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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