Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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