Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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