So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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