I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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