I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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