How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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