Are we in a gay sports bar?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I smell like Dick and happiness
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