I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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