I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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