her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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