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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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