He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize