The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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