That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
