glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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