I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
kristin has been a bad kristin
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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