My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The Olympian is in my bed
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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