belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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