My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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