I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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