I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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