I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
