i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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