great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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