You're completely useless in the revolution.
Jerry, you need to find god
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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