saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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