If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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