Do vagina's smell?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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