i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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