It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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