Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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