Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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