remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize