How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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