I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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