i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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