They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Boobs are out for the taking
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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