butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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