im gay
i know
yea but for you.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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