Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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