So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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