Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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