Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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