do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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