i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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