I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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