you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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