Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
accomplished twins. life is a go
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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