She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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