we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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