i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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